Terrible pass coverage, cat. Right through the paws.
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
This is golden, someone buy me this book.
there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women
you should be
They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…
I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(
HE EATS PEOPLE
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”
Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”
Then he walked away. What a dude.
Posted this comment on Autism Speaks’ Facebook status.
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!
thank you for that friendly reminder! There are always people too distracted by fun to remember!
✔ Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky